‘How much longer?’
‘Not far,’ said Hel as she skipped through the trees like a ballerina on speed.
Not far? Not far? It felt like they’d been walking through this shitty forest for days! Joe didn’t know how long he could go on for. His stomach felt like it was eating itself and his legs didn’t feel as if they belonged to him anymore. And his mood? His mood was maybe not a good thing to discuss.
‘Here we are, look!’ Hel screeched to a halt, raised her small hand and pointed at something that Joe couldn’t see yet.
He moved closer to the little girl and looked out of the trees into a small clearing. There was what looked like a small log cabin surrounded by a small kitchen garden full to the brim with herbs and vegetables. Grey smoke twisted out of the chimney and drifted into the eternally twilit sky.
‘Stay here!’ she ordered, before she raced off towards the cabin, her hounds swiftly following.
Except for Hades.
Hades seemed to have developed a connection with Joe. The huge dog stood next to him, his muscles taut, his eyes alert and…
God, what was that smell?
Joe looked at Hades. Hades looked at his bottom then looked at Joe, his head slowly getting lower and lower.
‘Hades, have you…?’
Hades’ head dropped even further.
It was at that moment that Joe decided he like Hades a lot. He watched as Hel skipped off towards the cabin and he wondered whether she’d allow the dog to go with him back to up there, “real life”, or whatever it was. Because if this was the Underworld (and it definitely was as far as he could tell) and this was “real”, then what was up there? What did he call it? The upper world? But, Joe mused, it was more like a big downer, especially living with his mom and shitdad.
Maybe, IF he ever got back to up there, he’d have to consider alternative living arrangements now he was working.
He shrugged as if in conversation with himself. What did any of that matter? He’d deal with that if he ever got out of here alive.
Alive? Wasn’t that ironic as he was in the Underworld?
There was a long howl that seemed to echo around the forest. Hades’ ears pricked up. He threw his head back and gave his response – a long sorrowful howl that sent a shiver down Joe’s back. When he’d finished his cry, he nudged Joe’s leg and began to stroll off towards the cabin.